1. 03:36 23rd Aug 2014

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  2. 03:36

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    methhomework:

    they didn’t even come to fight they came there to talk shit

    (Source: crimsonskyes)

     
  3. 03:36

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    bangstilinski:

    trying to talk to hot people

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  4. 03:36

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    qtmaster:

    dewdrops-on-roses:

    Every season of Doctor Who has That One Episode We Never Discuss. 

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  5. 03:35

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    allofthefeelings:

    lvrnemalvo:

    monobeartheater:

    arcticmowsy:

    aerostarmonk:

    The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

    oh my god

    i just do not understand this post what even

    OH MY FUCKING GOD

    THIS HAS PASSED MY DASH EASILY TWENTY TIMES AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE.

     
  6. 03:35

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    mymompickedthisurl:

    that feeling when you listen to a song with good heaphones for the first time and suddenly you notice 7 new instruments, a child singing harmonies in the background, and you’re just sitting there wide eyed and in love with the song all over again

     
  7. 03:34

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    prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

    prokopetz:

    This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

    Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

    Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

    The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

    I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

    The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

    So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

    Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

    Fucking wasps.

     
  10. 03:33

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    ohshititzminahhh:

    Can we please talk about this?

     
  11. 03:32

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    og-sludgebone:

    digg:

    BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

    Dog society is incredible

     
  12. 03:31

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    krocatoo:

    Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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  14. 03:30

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    ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

    ambisagrus:

    no image has ever described my life quite so well

     
  15. 03:30

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    silvermender:

    bleu:

    look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

    better than gotd relationship 

    (Source: bleu)